June Caption Contest! Win $25!

 Posted by on June 7, 2012
Jun 072012
 

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Hello dear readers and commenters and lurkers and loyal Hasidim! It’s that time of the month again, the time when you have the very rare and wonderful opportunity to put a caption on an as-of-yet uncaptioned cartoon… and win a very valuable prize in the process! Yes, the winning caption, chosen by the same mysterious process as before, will win $25 REAL dollars again!

Please vote (click ‘like’) on the comment containing the caption you like most. We may or may not take your vote into account: that is part of the mystery. Exciting! Here, the cartoon… but first, let me thank all the entrants in last month’s caption contest. Thank you! You make this blog what it is. Yes, yes, the cartoon:

A Hasidic woman on a therapy couch

Therapy

Frieda Vizel

Frieda Vizel left the Hasidic community, the Modern Orthodox community and the Formerly Orthodox (OTD) community. She now lives in Pomona and is actively looking for a new community to leave. She deals with the perplexities of the communities she left by drawing cartoons about them, a habit that gets her into an excellent amount of trouble.

  55 Responses to “June Caption Contest! Win $25!”

  1. Now that I know about everything that’s out there- the art, the food, the culture- I feel so trapped in my own life. Sometimes…sometimes I wish I never stepped foot on Avenue J.

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  2. So, I asked my husband, “if I become a man, will you still love me?”

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  3. Chassidish OCD

    “So did you really leave the door open a crack?”

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  4. “My husband wants to leave the lights on, take off my nightgown, and touch my breasts. I worry it will shat for shedicam.”

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  5. Oh, wait, I forgot to sign in before submitting the above comment. I can use the $25.

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  6. I feel soo horny right now!! Just shaved……..my u know what! Some call it bi hoor. You can see It now as Im lying down. Wanna join?

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